Friday, September 20, 2019

I can't take this anymore..

I hate Gibbyson so much! He's so goddamn annoying! Today Steve gave us nom-noms, and he decided to eat mine too! After I beat the shit out of him, I decided to lay down on my favorite chair.

Random Kitty was being annoying, so I smacked her dumb head and told her to die, and she ran, and I haven't seen her since. But it doesn't end there. Gibbyson returned and I looked at him. We stared at each other for hours before he finally put his head down once Bitch (human term: the dog) tried to lick him.

I'm not going to say it was the worst day, but it certainly wasn't the best, either. Steve went to the store, so I'm getting off now since his car is pulling in. I haven't been on in a while since the door has been shut.

Thursday, September 12, 2019

It's been a while.

Hello. It's been a while since I made my last blog post.

I've been grounded for something I didn't do. Gibbyson is the worst brother ever. I hate him. My owner apparently found his big computer thing (human term: PS4) broken. The cord connecting it to the electronic wall was chewed up.

Of course, I did it, but Gibbyson had the NERVE to be a dick and tell Steve.

Monday, August 26, 2019

New Blog

Hi. This is my second blog account. My name is Sylvester, as most of you know.

I'll be back tomorrow. Exactly 10 years ago, I created my very first blogspot. Sadly, I forgot the password. Oh. no.. Steve's calling my name.

I've got to go do a "Talking Kitty" video now. I really don't want to. but he said I'd be grounded if I didn't listen.